Hi.

I really, REALLY need my wallet back.

Like, now.

Please.

Whatever I put it in, turn it over; whatever I put it under, move aside; whatever I dropped it by, stick a big neon sign to. Please.

I need it back. It has more than just my license and my debit card, you know.

Please.

Love,

Me

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